Hey crew hows tricks? I've just returned from a bit of a whirlwind trip to Perth, Singapore, London, Oslo, Bergen, Berlin, Hospital, Abu Dhabi, Sydney then home to Melbourne! All sorts of wacky shit has happened but not alot of skating due to collarbone snappage but you may appreciate some of my holiday snatch snaps anyway. Grab a beer and relax.

Lets begin in Bergen Norway!

Norway is a beautiful country with extremely friendly people and during the summer the sun doesn't go down at all! Total opposite in the winter. Fuck that!

Hey when I was in Oslo I went by the government building that that Brevik cunt blew up before heading to the island to snuff out 69 kids! It was fucking eerie. I was going to take photos but the Nords are so sensitive about the entire thing I thought better than to offend them.

tell us the stories behind the pic's of the beautiful Girls.....

Who is the bloke eating newspaper on the ground in the bus stop behind the nordsprout, more photos of him plz

Sorry Flaz but I cant tell you any stories about any of the slurries in this thread. This kid is called Adem Kollen and he fucking SHREDS! Think GT's power mixed with Mike V's quirkiness and Nuggets ledge tech! He showed me around some of the parks in Bergen including one of the raddest indoor parks I've ever seen! Goofing around. Half cab to front blunt.

Thats pretty much it for skate photos sorry dudes. Hey fuck I will warn you to not even bother trying to get pissed in Norway unless you're fucking Donald Trump! It costs like $16 aussie dollars for a pint of beer!

Directly next to the skate park that Adem is skating is a shithole scumbag hanging out; the likes of which I've never seen. Everybody warned me not to go in there because its packed with smackheads and really dangerous. I couldn't resist. I threw my hoodie over my head and wandered in and fucking hell dude with no exaggeration there were at least 350 smackies hanging about like zombies!! I did one lap taking sly photos and hightailed it the fuck outta there! It was wild!

Hey Flaz I will tell you that I made every one of the girls pictured write down their name and age (no sleaze honest) and they're all 18 or over.

ha ha ha i want to see the signatures

The thing I don't get right, is that you get fined for drinking beer in public in Norway but not for shooting up smack. Like fuck! Discrimination.

Would you like this slamming Norwegian babes number Flaz? I'd be willing to part with that info but only because you're my mate!

Even the airport chicks in Norway have their shit tight! I almost got fucking tazered by secuirty after taking this photo in fact they pulled me out of the queue and made me delete it! Of course I had taken two photos.

I love books but cannot stand the mainstream garbage. Lila Says by Chimo is one of my favourites.

In Berlin beer, coke and speed are fucking cheap. No amount of any of those would make this freak look normal.

This was the day that I completely shattered my collarbone. I had already cracked it by falling down a hill trying to avoid sex with a ladyboy in Thailand a few weeks earlier but thats a story for another time.

Actually fuck it.....thinking back now I should have just fucked the damn ladyboy!

I'm not gay though lets get that straight. I mean theres nothing wrong with gays in fact I think they're rad because thats two men out of the equation! More chicks for us!

Yeah so the bottom line (pun intended) is that. GAYS ARE RAD!

So yeah I wasn't skating very much in Germany so I pretty much just kicked around with a crazyman from Finland called Mario and some mates from NZ whose band were touring Europe at the time. Quite surprised I still have a septum.